Emmie's Logic, Wisdom, and Wit: Number One

I have decided to post interesting stuff I come up with that will fall under the categories of logic, wisdom, or wit. 

Today's will be both logic and wit. It is travel advice. If on a bus, train, or airplane, and you are sitting next to a stranger, DO NOT speak to them if their icebreaking statement is:

• So, do you believe in unicorns? 
  
• I swear, the cornflakes in my cereal bowl this morning looked just like you!
• These seats smell weird. 
• Did you know that baby pacifiers taste like feet?
• Does this smell like chloroform? (Thank you, Uncle Travis! <3)
• While you were in the bathroom, I went through your luggage, and I found out that we use that same brand of toothpaste!
• Did you know that squirrels are the devil's oven mitts? (Thank you, Miss Piggy? :D)
• Do you like yams?
• Do you want to hear about my toenail collection?
• I was on my usual street corner last night. Where the heck were ya?
• I am required by law to tell you that... (pretty much anything starting with those words)